Britney Spears was a perpetual whirlwind of paparazzi, torn fishnets and a fake British accent as she shopped at Kitson late last night. She also debunked the pregnancy test rumors that her and Adnan definitely started. Here’s the brief Q&A she had with photographers, according to Us Magazine:
Q: Britney, what do you want to say to Adnan on TV? B: (Thinks for a second) “I think he’s a nice person.” Q: What was the result of your pregnancy test? B: “I never had a pregnancy test.” Q: Britney, what are you going to do now? Go to college? B: (sighing) “Oh, I wish I was in college.” Two random guys then approached and joked “Britney, you don’t like black guys? “Yeah, I like black guys,” she said, laughing.
Britney Spears holds secret aspirations of higher learning. Who knew? I can see Britney taking college courses. They offer degrees for looking like a retarded stripper, right? I forget. There’s only three things I remember about college. Jager, the time I peed myself, and this girl who got naked in my dorm room once – wait, I already said the time I peed myself. Make that two things I remember about college.NOTE: Shots of Britney’s ass here and here. In case your eyes really pissed you off today.
These Scientology videos of Tom Cruise have been popping up left and right the past few days, but then disappear just as quickly. The church’s lawyers are working overtime to get them off YouTube. This latest one is Tom Cruise claiming he saved New York City firefighters after 9/11. The narration is ass horrible and Tom Cruise is creepy as hell in full Scientology mode. I’m kind of afraid he’s going to kick in my shins (anything above my knees is safe) and crawl into my body in a crazed hunt for toxins.NOTE: If this video no longer works right after I post this, sorry!EDIT: Lord Xenu strikes again. It’s down.
Sienna Miller may be the catalyst for Sean Penn and Robin Wright-Penn’s divorce. Sienna and Sean were spotted together partying in a New York hotel suite while Robin was home with the kids. NY Daily News reports:
“Sienna was sitting on Sean’s lap,” according the source. “She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm around his neck.” That night, claims the source, they stayed up quite late.
I’m sure the two of them were having a perfectly harmless conversation about Sean’s next Oscar-caliber movie he plans to direct. Nothing to worry about. It’s actually a documentary entitled Sean Penn Does a British Chick. Wait…
Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds were “married” in a private wedding on the island of Bora Bora on New Year’s Day. However to make the marriage legal, the couple needed a ceremony performed in the U.S. They decided to pass and are now “just friends” according to a statement issued to Reuters:
“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” the statement said. “While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends,” it added.
That’s amazing. It’s a marriage that ends after the honeymoon and isn’t legally recognized by the United States. Seriously, they should offer these on cruise ships. Or, at the very least, the strip club by the bus station. I’d love to marry a stripper for a short amount of time that won’t cost me alimony. I’d treat her good though. I’ll even make her a pillow by stuffing dollar bills and beer bottles in a trash bag. You know, so she’ll feel at home.
Sources state that [tag]Eva longoria[/tag] and Parker got involved in an argument at a dinner party.
“Someone said oral sex should only be between man and wife. Then Tony chimed in. ‘A mouth is a mouth. What’s the difference?’”
NBA star Parker’s comments left his wife furious, Ramirez claims and she began screaming at him: “I can’t believe you said that! What do you mean, you’d take sex from anyone?”
Well this continued into a nasty and uncomfortable cold war between the couple.
American R&B queen Beyoncé Knowles and her boyfriend rapper and entrepreneur Jay-Z had a stop over in Iceland on Sunday and stayed for the night at Hótel Keflavík. On Sunday evening they went to local pub Paddy’s to watch American football.
Wow isn’t that cool guys. Imagine you and your Boy friend alone in Iceland with nobody to pry over.
There are so many ways to keep yourself warm out there in the cold.
