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Lindsay Lohan’s last movie before entering rehab I Know Who Killed Me has earned her, not one, but two Razzies nominations today for Worst Actress. Lindsay plays “a small-town girl abducted by a psychopath and an alter-ego, a stripper who’s missing body parts.” Razzies founder John Wilson felt both of Lindsay’s roles deserved their own nomination based on their sucktacularness, according to the Associated Press:

“`I Know Who Killed Me’ is the most fabulously brainless movie since `Showgirls,’” which Razzie voters picked as the worst movie of the 1990s, Wilson said. “By the end of it, you still don’t know what happened. Are they twins or aren’t they? Did she imagine it? Can I please have my hour and 50 minutes back?”

I think the Razzies are discriminating against the heroic and patriotic efforts of strippers missing body parts. They’re out there everyday providing adult entertainment for the working man like myself who sometimes only has a pocket full of change but a belly full of bourbon. Not all of us can afford those high-class truck-stop nudie bars with their fancy strippers that have all their limbs attached. But, sometimes, late at night, I dream about seeing a boob attached to a girl with two legs. One day. One day…

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