Celeb Gossip: Britney Spears dances her chest out
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January 28th, 2008
Archive for January, 2008
Gossip: Britney Spears ‘video diaries’ on sale for $2 million
Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears paparazzi boyfriend (or ex-boyfriend depending what day it is), has six video diaries of Britney that he’s shopping around for $2 million. He’s holding onto clips four and five for now, but here’s a supposed rundown of the clips that show Britney is definitely out of it. Or really, really good at acting crazy. News of the World reports:Clip 1:Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying: “When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.” Clip 2:Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles: “Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?” Clip 3:Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba. She smiles: “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”Clip 6:Britney crying hysterically after a night out. Mascara stains her cheeks as she wails: “Britney wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin.”I’ll assume the missing clips show either Britney and Adnan doing it, or Britney wearing a bikini made of Pop Tarts and licorice. She begs “Bubba, let’s go eat somewhere fancy. I’m all sexy for you. These ones gots frosting, y’all.”NOTE: I included pics of Britney shopping at the Hustler store yesterday. Or, as she calls it, the “lie-berry”.
Photos: INFdaily.com
January 28th, 2008
Gossip: Alba Worried About Breastfeeding
Hollywood actresses seem to be suffering from some kind of Pregnancy phobia or the other.Jlo was mighty worried about weight gain and now that Alba is pregnant she is scared of breastfeeding and the emotional ups and downs, pregnancy brings along.
The 26-year-old said that since becoming pregnant she has been feeling “a lot more emotions. Anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying. That’s not something I’m used to.”
She is very paranoid about breastfeeding, and is having nightmares about it. “[One dream] had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth”, Alba quoted.
Well, viewers do you have any suggestions as to what Alba should do now!!!!
January 28th, 2008
Celeb Gossip: Mary-Kate Olsen called 3 times instead of 911
The masseuse who discovered Heath Ledger’s body called Mary-Kate Olsen instead of 911 using the speed dial on Heath’s cell phone, the AP reports:
A day before a Friday private viewing for the 28-year-old actor, police said the masseuse spent nine minutes repeatedly ringing “Full House” actress Mary-Kate Olsen before calling authorities for help.
The masseuse called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived — at the same time as Olsen’s security guards.
To be fair, I also call an Olsen twin in an emergency. Mostly on the off chance they’re hanging out with Dave “Uncle Joey” Coulier. Something about a gratuitous Pop-eye impression evens me right out. One time he even asked if I “got any wood.” I laughed and was like, “Oh, awesome, Mr. Woodchuck. Classic.” Then he awkwardly laughed and said, “Uh, yeah, right the, uh, woodchuck. Gotta go.” Comedy gold.
Photos: Splash News
January 27th, 2008
Celeb News: Beyonce Performing With Turner
Beyonce has every reason to celebrate as she is getting an oppourtunity to perform with Tina Turner.
Knowles, 26, has never hidden her admiration for Simply The Best singer Turner, and has even performed her hit Proud Mary during a tribute to the star in 2005.
Beyonce is one happy girl these days. However, the song on which they will be performing together is not yet decided
January 27th, 2008
Celeb News: Over Eva’s Dead Body
Eva Parker was seen partying in a sexy attire in London. She looked so hot, the guys were literally drooling over her.
She was in London for the premiere of her Film “Over Her Dead Body”.
Also, heard that the lady is busy decorating her house at present.
January 27th, 2008
Celeb News: Technical Difficulties
Sorry guys, we’re experiencing some technical difficulties. Who knew that replacing your server with a pile of dirty laundry would be a bad idea? What are we, scientists?! We’ll get this show going again once we sort everything out. Just how many times do you have to hit something with a hammer before it starts working again? C’mon now…
January 26th, 2008
Celeb News: Tony Romo didn’t fumble Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson’s attorneys are going after OK! Magazine. The latest issue claims Tony Romo kicked Jessica to the curb after losing the playoffs. The article also says Ashlee Simpson is trying to distance herself from Jessica. Both of these claims are false, according to TMZ:
Simpson’s lawyers have sent a letter to OK!’s Editor-in-Chief, Sarah Ivens, claiming OK!’s article is bogus, adding that Jess and Tony are still together and that Ashlee and Jessica remain close. The attorneys say the article reflects a “smear campaign” and has subjected Simpson to “public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace.”
The lawyers want OK! to “immediately publish a prominent and unambiguous” retraction.
I’m suing OK! Magazine too. I thought Jessica Simpson was single and mine for the taking. I even bought a bunch of Mexican Viagra and the always romantic box of wine. Of course, I kind of drank all the wine last night then took the Viagra. I’ve been knocking stuff off my co-workers’ desks all morning. Hey, Larry, you filing those papers? *swings around* Ha ha, not anymore! I should get a raise for this.
Photo: Splash News
January 26th, 2008
