Michelle Williams released the following statement today regarding the death of Heath Ledger. It is the first statement she’s made since Heath’s body was found last Tuesday in a New York City apartment, according to Reuters:
“Please respect our need to grieve privately. My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time, and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up with the best memories of him.”
As long as little Matilda never watches The Order. I kid. Touching stuff.
Here’s a surprisingly hilarious clip Sarah Silverman made for last night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel. It’s by far the funniest thing I’ve seen Matt Damon do. Or Sarah Silverman for that matter. Though, I gotta admit, I hope it’s just a joke because Jimmy and Sarah seem like such a nice gay couple. You know, because they’re both dudes.
Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears is granted temporary conservatorship over Britney Spears’ estate, according to TMZ:
That means her financial assets and other holdings will be managed by a conservator — the conservators are Jamie Spears and attorney Andrew Wallet. The judge did not appoint a conservator to make medical decisions on behalf of Brit because the necessary paperwork was not filed.
In a surprise twist, TMZ reports Sam Lutfucki is now being handed his fourth restraining order – to stay away from Britney:
Although the judge didn’t say specifically who that someone was — it’s clear that person is Sam Lutfi. The judge found, in effect, that Lutfi has been harassing Britney. Thus the civil harassment restraining order.
Finally some sanity in this ordeal. At least her dad’s in control for now. He seems to be the only one not after Britney’s money. Although I was looking forward to an extra special chapter in Lynne’s parenting book entitled “My Night with Adnan on Top a Pile of Cash in Britney’s Mansion.” No doubt it would’ve been rife with lust and boner pills.