Shakira is unloading a bunch of her personal items on eBay including her bra. All the proceeds will go to a Colombian-based charity that helps kids escape poverty, according to FOX News:
The megastar already has sold off her custom-made Roberto Cavalli bra, the Carolina Herrera dress she donned at the Grammys, her entire wardrobe from the sold-out “Oral Fixation” world tour, outfits she posed in for her album covers and tickets to get up close and personal over dinner in Toronto.
Because I love charity so much, I’ve bid $1 million to have dinner with an apparently braless Shakira. Just don’t ask where I got the money. (Hint: Identity theft.) I’m not sure where we’ll have our romantic dinner in Toronto, but I guarantee it will involve me repeatedly saying “Do that ass-shaky thing.” But, don’t worry, I’ll be all suave and classy about it. Now where did I put my satchel full of crumpled-up dollar bills…
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February 9th, 2008
It seems like only yesterday Anna Nicole Smith died creating an insane media circus that would later be dwarved by the media Death Star known as Britney Spears. Anyway, on this one year anniversary of her death, let’s remember Anna Nicole Smith as the patriot she truly was. She defied modern convention by getting really, really enormous breast implants then bilked an old billionaire out of all his cash. Anna would later be found dead of a mysterious drug overdose that would make a young Sam Lutfi scratch his douche-beard and say “Huh. Now there’s an idea…” Rest in Peace, Anna Nicole. You’re truly missed.
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February 9th, 2008
Paris Hilton got trashed last night and decided to regale patrons at The Estate in Boston with a rendition of her song “Stars are Blind.” Except as soon as Paris got on stage she had a “wardrobe malfunction” and showed the crowd some boob. So these poor people not only had to see Paris’ tits but then had to listen to her sing? Jesus. I’d ask for my money back. Or pull my classic hop over the bar and empty the cash register maneuver. Although it’s not very effective. But one time I actually pushed a button before the bartender threw a beer stein at my melon. I no longer have night vision.Video after the jump. It’s pretty shitty quality but then again so is Paris Hilton. What’re ya gonna do?
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February 9th, 2008
