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Jennifer Love Hewitt did a little shopping yesterday sporting a tank top that reads “Save the Future.” Of course, it took me three hours to realize it said more than “Save”. Anyway, I’m glad to see Jennifer is advertising our efforts. You see, her and I are working together to make the future a brighter place. I’m drinking all the whiskey I can get my hands on, and Jennifer Love is eating, well, all the Haagen Daaz. I don’t like to brag, but I think we’re making a difference. We’re like a more effective version of the U.N. – but with bigger boobs. Take that, Pitt-Jolies! You got served.

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