Gossip: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are total idiots
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spent Valentine’s Day eating on a sailboat. A docked sailboat - where they posed for the most ridiculously non-candid photos ever. Seriously, could these shots be any less natural? Why don’t Heidi and Spencer do something like normal people? Go to a movie. Eat a candlelight dinner. Or have really awkward pity sex with your date because she watched you cry when the naval base wouldn’t rent you a submarine with live torpedoes. All I wanted to do was fire at civilian targets code-named “Funbags” and “Douchehole.” But I digress. What I’m really getting at is; I had sex last night. In your face!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Add comment February 15th, 2008
