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Motocross star and Pink’s husband Carey Hart partied with friends at the Tabu Ultra Lounge in Vegas over the weekend. Judging by this widely circulated photo of him with a flirty hostess, Carey will undoubtedly lose a testicle or three when he gets home. Although to be honest, I’m surprised he’s still alive. I always assumed that after the honeymoon, the female devours the male then moves on to her next prey. That’s why I’ve stayed a dedicated bachelor for so long and slather myself in Tabasco sauce whenever I spend the night with a chick. That’s right, ladies, smart and sexy.

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