Archive for February 20th, 2008
Kim Kardashian went shopping on Robertson Blvd. yesterday while filming an episode of her reality show. She probably bought stuff, interacted with people but who cares when you can look at her ass? Kim Kardashian could single-handedly defeat terrorism, Communism and cancer but people would still say, “Hey, isn’t she that chick with the huge butt?” That’s probably the most inspiring tale of the female spirit you’ll ever hear in your life. Susan B. Anthony is clapping in her grave right now – which makes me think she could be doing something useful like the dishes. I’m on to you, lady!
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February 20th, 2008
Nicole Richie gave birth just over a month ago and she’s already partying hard on the weekends with boyfriend Joel Madden. In the meantime, poor little Harlow Winter Kate Simon Peter Voltron Madden is left at home with a nanny, according to a spy for Page Six:
During the Grammys weekend, the couple went to several parties each night for hours. Last weekend, Richie and Madden once again left their tot at home to spend some quality time with Joel’s brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan at Teddy’s in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. They didn’t rush home until the end of the evening – “It’s almost as if they aren’t parents,” said a spy.
Actually that sounds like awesome parenting. When I accidentally have a kid, I’m leaving him home all the time while I go out drinking. But don’t worry. He’ll be fine. I’ll leave some open cans of tuna on the floor for him. Kids love tuna. Or is that cats? Which one always lands on its feet? My sister won’t let me near her kids to find out. Something about me putting kitty litter in the crib. I dunno. She’s weird like that.
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February 20th, 2008
Steve-O has an album coming out which is no doubt a Grammy winner. He’s swinging for the fences and challenging Kevin Federline to a rap duel. OK! Magazine reports:
“I’m officially challenging K-Fed to a rap battle,” Steve-O tells OK! about the diss track calling out Brit’s baby-daddy on his upcoming album, Hard as a Rock. “It’ll be just like that scene from 8 Mile!”
“I know that K-Fed has his ‘acting’ career and all, but if he’s a real man, he’ll step up and battle me!”
Steve-O? Kevin Federline? 8 Mile?! Christ, I’ve never heard so many retarded things combined together in my life. That sounds like a sheer tornado of stupid. If those two do battle, I wouldn’t be surprised if our universe collapsed on itself. Aliens from far off galaxies will use their advanced space science to figure out what led to our destruction. Then Steve-X and K-U.P.S. of the planet Douchelon 5 will be shot in the space mouths thus saving their universe. True story.NOTE: Apologies for Steve-O’s ass which may or not be NSFW. Usually that only applies to things people actually want to see.
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February 20th, 2008
