Archive for February 26th, 2008
Jennifer Love Hewitt, for God knows what reason, decided to open up to People about the infamous bikini pics that divided our nation into those who thought Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat and those who don’t - otherwise known as the blind. Here’s some bullshit about how she’s working out but not because of the pictures:
“If I do work out more it will be for my health, so I can live a long time and we can have kids and be happy together until we are in our 80s,” Hewitt, 29, said at the event, benefiting AIDS Project Los Angeles. “It won’t be because I am worried about how I look.”
Since Jennifer, and I’m assuming her publicist, know these pics are instant press I’m reposting them. Here’s the shocking photos of that time Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a bikini. Or the day not even Jennifer Love’s boobs could stop my tears. How I was able to still get an erection should be recognized as a shining example of the human spirit’s ability to conquer adversity/a whole lotta cellulite. I’m trying to get Hallmark to make a movie about me, but they’re not 100% sold on the title: “Boner-Force: A Journey of the Heart.”
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February 26th, 2008
These are screen shots of Marion Cotillard in the movie La Vie en Rose that earned her an Oscar for Best Actress. And, hey, what do you know? She’s completely nude. Like downtown nude. I think these shots not only celebrate the human spirit and fine art of cinema, they also prove that foreign films are wicked awesome. And not just because of the nudity. But because of their compelling story and characters - who eventually get nude and do it with all kinds of crazy angles. Viva la cinema!NOTE: Pics are totally NSFW. Granted they’re from an Oscar-winning movie, they’ll probably get you Oscar-winning fired.EDIT: Turns out these shots are from Marion’s earlier film Les jolies choses. I’m not very good with foreign flicks. The last one I saw was Ernest Goes to Canada. Hey, Vern, it sucked.
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February 26th, 2008
It’s official: Brooke Hogan’s implants are indeed full of helium. While I’m not sure if that’s healthy, here’s hoping she gets caught in a jet stream and lands in my front yard. Though judging by her size, I should start working out. I’ve never bedded an Amazon warrior before. Even that time I got one of those chicks from American Gladiators drunk. Unless you consider sex being tossed out the bedroom window like a shotput, then, yes, we totally did it. Twice, actually, if you count her first attempt when I ricocheted off the ceiling fan.
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February 26th, 2008
Jennifer Love Hewitt, for God knows what reason, decided to open up to People about the infamous bikini pics that divided our nation into those who thought Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat and those who don’t - otherwise known as the blind. Here’s some bullshit about how she’s working out but not because of the pictures:
