Archive for March 10th, 2008
Rebecca Loos is the alleged mistress of David Beckham while he lived in Madrid. She was his personal assistant that supposedly personally assisted him in the pants department for four months. These are some topless shots she recently took for News of the World in order to maintain some form of relevancy. Kudos, it worked. In the meantime, despite the breastyness, she’s not that amazingly attractive of a woman. Then again, if I was alone and the last person I had sex with was Victoria Beckham, I’d totally do that Rebecca chick. Or stick my penis in an electrical socket. Whatever. Either way, I come out ahead - like way ahead. Miles, if you will.NOTE: First two pics are NSFW because of the aforementioned breastyness.
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March 10th, 2008
Lisa Marie Presley had to reveal her pregnancy early because a British tabloid published photos of her last week and claimed her unhealthy diet was causing severe weight gain. But, I mean, seriously an offspring of Elvis gaining weight in their later years? Would’ve thought? Anyway, Lisa Marie was of course pregnant unbeknownst to the The Daily Mail and is suing them for libel. The AP reports:
“It really upset her,” Presley’s attorney Jo Paton told The Associated Press. “She was about to announce her pregnancy and was shocked and hurt by the unkind article about her appearance.”
Paton said Presley was seeking an apology and damages.
The Daily Mail said the first indication they had of Presley’s complaint was when they were served with court documents.
“We are investigating the matter,” the newspaper said in a statement.
I don’t think Lisa Marie Presley can really sue The Daily Mail for libel because they called her fat. I call Jennifer Love Hewitt fat all the time and she’s yet to sue the pants off me. Then again maybe she knows that a.) she has no case because I’m omnipotent or b.) this is another thinly-veiled attempt to have her remove my pants. No one can really know for sure. Mostly because I didn’t list the answer which is c.) all of the above.
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March 10th, 2008
It turns out Paris Hilton’s public appearance with a monk who turned out to be an actor is part of some elaborate stunt for Ashton Kutcher’s new show Pop Fiction. Get it? Like Pulp Fiction. Clever and he wears trucker hats. This man is our Jesus. FOX News reports:
The performance for the paps was reportedly for Kutcher’s new E! series premiering this Sunday entitled “Pop Fiction.” The show is designed to make gullible paps and media outlets look pathetic by pulling all sorts of pranks.
Touché, Ashton Kutcher. Touché. But here’s a prank that will turn your brown eye blue: Look in the mirror. Surprise, you’re Ashton Kutcher - forever! Aw, man, that’s gotta sting. Also, you just got Punk’d. I win!
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March 10th, 2008
