Archive for March 14th, 2008
Paris Hilton confirmed to Ryan Seacrest today that the monogrammed rings worn by her and boyfriend Benji Madden are not an elaborate hoax for Ashton Kutcher’s Pop Fiction. She also shut down rumors that their relationship is also a joke for Ashton. But, don’t get me wrong, it’s still a joke in the most literal sense of the word. Us Magazine reports:
“He’s been my friend for a couple of years now, and we’re really happy,” gushed Hilton, who said Madden was by her side during the 8 a.m. telephone interview.
She said it was his idea to wear the matching ‘ BM’ and ‘PH’ rings. “That was a very special present I got,” Hilton said. “He’s really sweet.”
Wow, so Benji Madden is not only an idiot for sticking his midget wang in Paris’ death crotch, but he thinks wearing a ring with your girlfriend’s initial is cool. Legally, I think that’s grounds to feed him to a shark. Someone get Jabberjaw on the line. We’ve got work to do.NOTE: You can scope out the audio here. The Superficial is not responsible for any cases of “crazy herp to the ears.”
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March 14th, 2008
Steve-O was reportedly admitted to Cedars-Sinai Hospital last Sunday. He’s also getting nailed for felony cocaine possession by the LA County District Attorney’s office, according to TMZ:
Regarding the hospitalization, we’re told O was admitted to the Thalians Mental Health Center last Sunday — the same place Owen Wilson was at.
The drug charge stems from his arrest on March 3 for allegedly vandalizing his neighbor’s property, whereupon cops found him in possession of coke.
Here’s the details on Steve-O’s arrest where his neighbor pulled a little vigilante action that sadly didn’t include a little bullet to the face action:
TMZ has learned that Steve-O was, according to a source, breaking holes in the walls of his L.A. apartment building when one of his neighbors dropped a dime on him, and even made a citizen’s arrest, holding Steve-O until the LAPD arrived, and took him away.
I don’t want to say Steve-O is one of the brightest minds of our generation. But, seriously, this guy has his shit together and I really feel he should be broadcast to the world so others can follow in his footsteps. And when those others follow the aforementioned footsteps into the mouth of an alligator, I will laugh heartily and know the human gene pool just got exponentially smarter. This will enable us to finally build a flying car which I will then use to pick up bird-women. In the name of science, of course.
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March 14th, 2008
It turns out Governor Spitzer’s expensive friend Ashley Alexandra Dupre has a budding music career. She had just one track “What We Want” on Amie Street that prices songs based on popularity. Just yesterday the song was free, but according to Silicon Alley Insider, it’s blowin’ up 2 tha roof:
Ashley’s first song — “What We Want” — hit Amie Street’s top price of 98 cents before midnight last night. Overnight she’s uploaded a second track — “Move Ya Body” — and this one seems to be selling briskly, too. It’s already at 98 cents.
How many tracks has Ashley actually sold? Amie Street won’t say. But the company does note that her page is now more popular than those of artists you’d actually heard of before this week.
I just listened to both of these tracks which prove that all you need is good production and minimal musical talent. *looks at Britney* Anyway, “What We Want” is already playing on radio stations in New York which will make for some hilarious car rides for Eliot Spitzer and his wife. “Hey, honey, this is that young lady I paid for kinky sex. Her beats are off the sheez- AH! You maced my eyes!” *CRASH* Honestly, I should write family sitcoms. I think I’d be good at it.
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March 14th, 2008
