The family of Nick Hogan crash victim John Graziano wants the Hogans to stay the fuck away from the hospital. They believe their latest visit, which didn’t include the Hulk just Linda and the kids, was all for show. The St. Petersburg Times reports:
That’s because the trio went to the hospital on Valentine’s Day with gifts, and images of their arrival showed up on celebrity news Web sites, the Graziano family’s attorneys said Wednesday.
“We believe that it was a total (public relations) stunt,” said attorney Kimberley Kohn.
Damn, how did I miss those? Anyway, the Hogans are doing a bang-up job handling this situation. Whether it’s blaming the victim for not wearing a seat belt or staging photo ops, these people are all over it. Honestly, there’s not a goddamn thing that’s real about them. Except for Brooke’s man chin. Which is all too real and can cut through a diamond. Or so the legend goes…Thanks to David for the pics who can grow a thicker moustache than the Hulk - with his mind!
Photos: Clearwater Police Department
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Steve-O was admittedly on a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai which has been extended to a 5250 14-day hold. The reason? I’ll let Steve-O explain to you himself via his blog which he somehow managed to update last night:
“They call it “code 5150,” that means “psycho,” legally, fuckin bat-shit, certifiably. I’m outta mymind, believe-you-me. How’d I get this way? How can this be? It’s gotten so bad there’s nothing left of me.” -Steve-O
Apparently his Jackass buddies are the ones that got him into the hospital. And by force:
Those words were written during a “low.” Before the day when Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, Big Regg, Swizz, Rick Kosick, Dimitry Elyaschevich, Cordell Mansfield, and Trip Taylor came to my home and, physcially, forced me into the hospital.
Steve-O,Since I now know you have access to the Internet and probably read the shit I wrote about you yesterday, I’d just like to say, in the name of pure unbridled journalism, I stand by every single word. That being said, I wish you the best of luck in your recovery. In the meantime, it’d be freaking hilarious if you shocked yourself with one of those chest defibrillator thingers. But, and bear with me, without saying “clear.” I’ve always wondered what would happen. Time travel, maybe? Who knows? But hopefully you will and soon. Also try and get it on YouTube by 1 PM PST so I have something to wrap the week up with. Ah, you’re a sport.Get well soon,The Superficial WriterEDIT: For those of you interested in facts, holy shit, are you on the wrong site. Anyway, Steve-O’s blog was actually updated by his assistant. I’m now going to cry in the corner because our secretary won’t even fetch me coffee because “that’s sexist.” Listen, Chad, you know what you were getting into when we hired you. Now double sugar, double cream, STAT. And look good doing it.
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What you’re, unfortunately, seeing is the cover for Madonna’s latest album “Hard Candy” which will frighten small women and children on April 29. People reports the album is “about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness.” Really? Because it looks more like the juxtaposition of an elderly woman’s obsession with lingerie and wrestling - while having a stroke.
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