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Celeb News: Erika Eleniak still alive and soooooo hot

Does anyone remember Erika Eleniak? The smoking hot babe from Baywatch, Under Seige and, more importantly, Playboy. Basically she’s a national treasure. The paps caught some shots of her filming a movie that I can’t find a reference to anywhere. This might be an Ashton Kutcher prank, but who cares? He dug up Erika Eleniak and tossed her in a swimsuit. It’s the archaeological find of the century. I mean, she’s pushing 40 and looks banging. I’d throw 22-year-old Lindsay Lohan under a bus to get at Erika. Of course, there’s lots of things I’d throw Lindsay under a bus for - like a Klondike bar. Or a shiny penny.

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Gossip: Tara Reid wears bikini, blindess doesn’t ensue(?!)

Maybe my brain is permanently damaged from the Amy Winehouse post or I’m still drunk from ~~lunch~~ yesterday, but these pics of Tara Reid in Mexico are surprisingly not bad. I see she received the sheet I mailed her to cover up those trouble spots. Read: her ass and stomach. I also sent Tara a paper bag to cover her face but I don’t see it. She probably tried to fill it with booze only to realize, like so many of us have, that grocery bags make shitty cups. For the record, I’m not making a joke about Tara Reid’s debilitating drinking problem. I’m making a joke about Tara Reid being a colossal idiot - who loves Big Gulps full of gin.