Archive for March 21st, 2008
Fergie is an admitted former methhead and shared with Marie Claire some of her drop dead riotous adventures in paranoia. Fergie was so sure the government was after her that they were hiding in baked goods. ABC News reports:
“I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so they couldn’t see in,” Fergie told Marie Claire, explaining that she thought the FBI was after her during her brief addiction to methamphetamines around 2001.
“One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me. … I’m searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they’re after me for. I’m in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I’m thinking, he’s in on it,” Fergie said.
You know what compliments a good drug story? Baby bump pictures! That’s good, old-fashioned awkwardness. These shots were taken last night and there’s no denying Josh Duhamel hates his penis. He impregnated Fergie which must’ve been like knocking up an anatomically correct wax statue - of a man. But without the usual erotic undertones of such an act. I’m, uh, not allowed in a lot of museums these days…Thanks to Stormy Towers and his brother Cloudy Bungalow.
View Original Post Here
March 21st, 2008
Here’s a short clip of Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother. She actually does a decent job acting and I believe her character can read. I mean, ha, Britney Spears reading. Could you imagine? LFMAOCCMFGMYS! The writers also took quite a risk having Britney reference Tom Selleck. It’s a proven fact that if her feeble mind tried to comprehend the awesomeness of Magnum P.I., it would collapse upon itself. Seriously, the guy solved murders in Hawaii - with a Ferrari! The greatest minds of our generation couldn’t come up with a premise like that. Though Carl Sagan did pitch a show about a robot butler who drove a Camaro. He called it “Robot Butler in a Camaro.” Genius…*Grammatical error intentional. Ha! Beat you to it, suckers.
View Original Post Here
March 21st, 2008
Since I have been giving a decent amount of coverage to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, it’s only fair that I report on Eliot Spitzer’s post-resignation offers. It looks like Playgirl is countering Ashley’s $1 million Hustler deal and wants the former governor to debrief (witty!) himself in a full nude photo shoot, according to their official blog:
Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com?
Spitzer, old chum, I say do it. I did a shoot for Playgirl back in the day and those folks are nothing but professional. I mean, the way they called security when I showed up naked on a random set was top notch. Those guys really knew how to pry my steel grip from the stuffed polar bear I mounted in the scenery. I was going for a Grizzly Adams meets James Bond look. Unfortunately, it turned into more of a TASER beam meets testicle look. I pee sitting down now.
Photo: Getty Images
View Original Post Here
March 21st, 2008
