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I’m not a doctor (Actually yes. Yes I am.), but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that Jessica Alba might be pregnant. And I’m not sure where or when these were taken, but whoever’s job it is to hide in bushes and take pictures of women in bikinis, I want in. I mean sure, my current job title of Ferrari-Racing Breast Massager sounds pretty good, but it gets tiresome after awhile. I think I’d much prefer hiding in somebody’s garbage can for a week just to get a shot of them in their bikini. Alas, I only dare dream of living such a glamorous life.

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