Archive for June 5th, 2008
Hey, remember Bridget Moynahan? She was knocked up by Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady right before he ditched her for Gisele Bundchen. I think she’s an actress too or something. Who knows? What I do know is the touching anecdote she told Harper’s Bazaar about returning home from the hospital with newborn son Jack:
“Everyone says, ‘You give birth, you go home, and you have this amazing baby and it’s just beautiful,’” says the 37-year-old Massachusetts-raised model turned actress. “And I walked in and I just started sobbing.”
Adorable! Okay, I didn’t read it, but I’m sure it was heartwarming. It had a baby in it! Bridget is moving on with her life and has embraced her single mom lifestyle thanks to help from friends like Will Smith. Is she still bitter about Tom Brady curbing her? Not at all. But she is running late for Jack’s dance class at the Sparkle Princess Football is Stupid Studio for Twinkle-kids. Or is it Pottery for Tots night? Ha ha. Kids.
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June 5th, 2008
Pete Wentz stopped by John Mayer’s house yesterday to do some jamming. They also played guitar. Hi-OH! Anyway, two observations on our boy Pete here: 1. Was it really necessary to bring his own yogurt? John Mayer’s rich. I’m sure he’s got some Yoplait, or a butler that can drive to the store. 2. Didn’t Pete just get married? Shouldn’t he being home having worry-free newlywed sex with Ashlee Simpson? I mean, she can’t get pregnant twice. Can she? Please say “no,” or I need to stop hanging around the gynecologist’s office. And possibly move to Phoenix – tonight.
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June 5th, 2008
Kim Kardashian is auctioning off a chance to have lunch with her famous (possibly padded) ass. Her sisters Khloe and Kourtney will also stop by the lunch for some “girl talk.” NO WAY! Here’re the auction details loaded with tons of plugs for Kim’s store DASH. OH BOY!:
My sisters Khloe and Kourtney and I want to have lunch with you! We can talk about what it is like being in the public eye, having your own reality show, “girl talk”, and of course our favorite topic – fashion! Not sure where we will meet for lunch, but it will be somewhere nice not too far from our store DASH, about 45 minutes away from Beverly Hills and Hollywood. DASH is at 4774 Park Granada #5, Calabasas, CA 91302.
After lunch, lets all go back to DASH and do some shopping! We want to help you look your best and will give you a $500 gift certificate to start out with. We all have different styles and tastes so you can be sure to get some helpful advice.
Proceeds from the auction will benefit The Dream Foundation which means (30% of) your wanton butt lust will help a good cause. Then again it’s already up to eight grand, so you’re looking at some serious cheddar for lunch with Kim at TGI Fridays. On top of that, you’re stuck listening to her sisters talk about the pitfalls of hair removal for two hours. I dunno about this. They better throw in some potato skins or I won’t even bother bidding with the Geekologist’s credit card. I’ve got principles, dammit.Special thanks to Brennan who better not outbid me or I’ll negative feedback his ass into next week. Ha ha, just kidding. I love my readers. Next week, son…
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June 5th, 2008
