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Kim Kardashian went furniture shopping yesterday and clearly set the buttpad to “HOLY SHIT DUCK!” Which is interesting because the same day Kim was complaining on her blog about how much attention her butt gets:

I know most celebrities say they don’t read what the press says about them; but to be honest, I suspect in most cases, they don’t want to admit that they actually care what is written about them.
I’ll tell you straight up — I do read it! Some of it is true, a lot of it is flattering, and a lot of it is totally off the mark.

You might think Kim is “keeping it real” by telling us “straight up” as opposed to “crooked down.” But she’s not. Kim’s clearly working what the makers of foam gave her and then feigning disbelief at all the attention. That’d be like me walking around with the entire planet of Saturn jutting out of my face. Then writing to you guys “Why do people keep talking about my Saturn?” If you’re wondering why I chose Saturn, it’s the first thing I thought of with an orbit similar to Kim’s ass. Nailed it!

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