
Kim Kardashian stopped by Kinkos yesterday and, frankly, I’m amazed they let her in the door. Allow me to do the math: Kim’s ass + photocopier = ink tsunami. But I’m sure Kinkos has awesome insurance which is just off camera. Namely an entire SWAT team, Captain Ahab and a guy in a spacesuit holding fried Oreos holy shit she’s trying to sit! Ahab, HARPOON POWER!
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June 9th, 2008

Britney Spears will have a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls video for “When I Grow Up.” But she will neither sing nor dance leading me to believe Britney will perhaps walk down the street and silently nod to Nicole Scherzinger. Almost as if to say “Where’s the snack table?” People reports:
“It’s a small part,” says a source about the popstar’s visit to the L.A. set of the group’s video shoot for their new single, When I Grow Up, on Wednesday. Possibly saving her trademark moves for her own album, Spears was not expected to dance or perform with the girls in the video.
Judging by these photos, this video includes scantily clad women and automobiles. Yet someone thought it’d be wise to add Britney Spears to an already perfect equation. Britney Spears and cars, yes, what could possibly go wrong? Hmm. Fortunately, the Pussycat Dolls are easy to replace. In fact, I’m looking at two stand-in’s right now. Oh, wait, they climbed off the poles and want their dollars. Excuse me while I fake a heart attack. MY CHEST!
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June 9th, 2008