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Celeb Gossip: Brody Jenner’s new reality show oddly homoerotic

Brody Jenner of MTV’s The Hills has landed his own reality show. It’s titled, are you ready? “Bromance.” A strange choice considering the premise of the show is for Brody to whittle down male contestants to join his entourage. (Sound familiar?) MTV has committed to only six episodes of the show that somehow manages to out-gay A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Check out the details via The Hollywood Reporter:

Along the way, contestants will be whittled down via “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies” after which rejected “bros” will be asked to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet in a swimsuit, luggage in hand. Bringing to mind various dating reality shows, contestants also will have shots at a “group date” and “alone time” with Jenner in every episode.
” ‘Bromance’ takes a successful TV format and turns it on its head,” MTV senior vp series development Liz Gateley said. “Brody is the perfect fit for this concept; he is the type of guy everyone wants to hang out with.”

Brody’s “the type of guy everyone wants to hang out with?” Really? Because I don’t. Call me old-fashioned, but I’ve got this thing about not hot tubbing with other dudes. Except when I was with Brooke Hogan. Oh, no, it was just me and her. I mean, him. No, her! *sobs* I don’t even know anymore! Also, I think I saw “it” move…

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Celeb News: Phoebe Price in a bikini (She’s famous. I think…)

Phoebe Price is a model/actress (Aren’t we all?) seen here on the beach in Malibu. I’m not familiar with her work, but I’m noticing Phoebe’s skilled at pretending she’s going to show you her vagina then, just kidding, not really. Interesting. My date to prom pulled a similar trick. Except she was hiding her penis, so what’s Phoebe’s excuse? El Niño? HA! I went there. Next up, a joke about Y2K only on The Superficial. Stick around.

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Celeb News: Pamela Anderson hates bras, hearts Canada

Pamela Anderson has made it her mission to show the entire Northern Hemisphere her nipples. Here she is at a Grand Prix party she threw in Montreal over the weekend. Her shirt is a tad on the transparent side which is convenient considering her bra is a tad on the not-freaking-there side. Fancy! It’s almost like Pam looks in the mirror every day and thinks of new ways to showcase her nips: “Hmm, this shirt is nice, but it needs something – Bingo! Hearts cut out of the chest so my Tic-Tacs stick out! Yippee! Now, if only I was allowed near sharp objects…”NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version but, really, are Pamela Anderson‘s nipples that taboo? They’re so commonplace these days it’s like looking at a traffic light – with breasts.

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