Archive for June 11th, 2008
After some heavy topics involving Jesus, gay people drinking and comas as self-improvement, I felt it’s time for some lighter fare. These are shots of Lindsay Lohan: the face of the 2008 UK Visa Swap which apparently involves charitable Europeans swapping used clothes. I dunno. But what I do know, is that I’m definitely feeling my “credit score” rising. Aww yeah. But, seriously, I’ve found David Bach’s DOLP system to be practical and effective for improving your credit. I’ll tell you all about it if someone can put a freaking shirt on Chesty LaRue up there. For the love of – this is a family site!
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June 11th, 2008
Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the infamous prostitute that ended New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s career, was spotted over the weekend at the beach in New Jersey with her mom (ass seen here). Hopefully, Ashley stayed out of the polluted water because a body like that is a terrible thing to waste. God knows what the chemicals would do to her. Then again, She-Hulk was always kind of hot. Hmm. Hey, Ashley, want to go for a dip? Ladies first. Holy crap, I’m gonna touch a She-boob!
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June 11th, 2008
Kim Kardashian took her cleavage out for ice cream today while vacationing in France. As an American, I take pride that Kim is acting as a shining example of our great nation while abroad. This should go well.UPDATE: French soldiers have just landed on U.S. soil armed with Haagen Daaz and moustache wax. French president Nicolas Sarkozy was quoted as saying “Oui, oui, ho, ho, we now knows your secrets, America. We fart in your general direction!”
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June 11th, 2008
