Archive for June 12th, 2008
Angelina Jolie sat down for a Q&A with Entertainment Weekly where she talked about her new movies Wanted and Changeling. The interview also strayed into Angelina’s personal life where she admitted that being pregnant is awesome in the sack:
It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.
But just in case you think Angelina is all Hollywood with the doing it. She’s still weird as hell and so are her kids:
‘Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios,” she explains. ”He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It’s really cute. I think it’s really good!”
A machine gun necklace from a six-year-old. Let me guess: he walked in on the prego-sex? This is why God invented Children’s Tylenol, Angie. “But, mommy, I not sick.” “You are tonight… BRAD, I did my three! Take your pill!”
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June 12th, 2008
Despite no longer being George Clooney’s arm candy, the paparazzi continue to trail Sarah Larson. She’s apparently still loved by the tabloids who report she got a boob job and is posing in Playboy. Hmm, she doesn’t look breastier. Maybe E! Online can shed some light on the subject:
“The stories are kind of crazy,” the source says. “Unfortunately, there’s a lot of speculation, because she and George aren’t talking about it.”
Despite the tabloid onslaught, Larson appeared in great spirits over lunch at Chaya Brasserie restaurant. She even got a little playful when one of the dozen or so paparazzi trailing her asked if she would ever date one of them like Britney Spears once did.
“Sure,” Larson said with a smile. “You want to be the next one?”
Okay, so Sarah’s not posing in Playboy with implants but will bang photographers. Good to know. Anyone got a camera I can borrow? And a starring role on ER wouldn’t hurt either. I mean, shit, John Stamos has one, so they’re practically giving them away. Also, I want my character to smoke a pipe while dropping powerful lines like “This man died of a broken heart.” And “Jimmy, if cancer was a puppy, your daddy would be getting lots of doggy kisses right now. In the pancreas.”
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June 12th, 2008
I’m really trying not to post about Walking Barbie here, but, admittedly, I find perverse joy when she’s caught by the paps not wearing (Edit: a metric ton of) make-up at LAX (above) or gets stuck in ATM vestibule. It’s obvious Heidi is out of her element when she’s not posing for the Sears catalog from Hell. Also, her and Spencer seem to be having a tiff. I bet it involved an in-flight restroom and who gets to look in the mirror. Even more amusing is how clearly you can read Heidi’s thoughts just looking at her face: “I WUV KITTENS!”
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June 12th, 2008
