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Despite no longer being George Clooney’s arm candy, the paparazzi continue to trail Sarah Larson. She’s apparently still loved by the tabloids who report she got a boob job and is posing in Playboy. Hmm, she doesn’t look breastier. Maybe E! Online can shed some light on the subject:

“The stories are kind of crazy,” the source says. “Unfortunately, there’s a lot of speculation, because she and George aren’t talking about it.”
Despite the tabloid onslaught, Larson appeared in great spirits over lunch at Chaya Brasserie restaurant. She even got a little playful when one of the dozen or so paparazzi trailing her asked if she would ever date one of them like Britney Spears once did.
“Sure,” Larson said with a smile. “You want to be the next one?”

Okay, so Sarah’s not posing in Playboy with implants but will bang photographers. Good to know. Anyone got a camera I can borrow? And a starring role on ER wouldn’t hurt either. I mean, shit, John Stamos has one, so they’re practically giving them away. Also, I want my character to smoke a pipe while dropping powerful lines like “This man died of a broken heart.” And “Jimmy, if cancer was a puppy, your daddy would be getting lots of doggy kisses right now. In the pancreas.”

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