Archive for June 14th, 2008
Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney did some bikini modeling this morning in Monaco. And, yes, you’re actually looking at Kim’s ass not covered by a sarong. Some might say these shots put an end to the buttpad debate, but I say “Not fucking quite.” They only add to a new debate on extremely long distance photography and, what I’m suggesting is, choreographed butt-flexing. Touché, Kim Kardashian. Touché.
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June 14th, 2008
Stifler, whose real name is apparently Sean William Scott (I had no idea.), addressed the Internet rumors about why there’s tension between him and Nick Lachey. Turns out Stifler and Jessica Simpson had what grown-up’s call a “special hug.” Here’s my brief transcribing of what he said to WorldStarHip-Hop.com:
DJ Whoo Kid: I heard you had beef with Nick Lachey, man.
Stifler: Oh, ’cause I fucked Jessica Simpson?
[Assorted OH!'s, DAMN's, That is WACK!'s]
Stifler: No, but I did!
DJ Whoo Kid: One rumor out da way!
Why wasn’t this bit of awesome included on the Dukes of Hazard DVD? And why did I just admit I watched said DVD? I should’ve admitted something a little less embarrasing – like that I have chlamyida. Don’t worry; I’m on antibiotics. Ladies.Audio after the jump.
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June 14th, 2008
R. Kelly has been acquitted of all 14 charges in his infamous child-pornography con golden shower case. It took the jurors less than a day of deliberation to find R. not guilty. The AP reports:
Prosecutors had argued that a video tape mailed to the Chicago Sun-Times in 2002 showed Kelly engaged in graphic sex acts with a girl as young as 13 at the time. Both Kelly, 41, and the now 23-year-old alleged victim had denied they were the ones on the tape. Neither testified during the trial.
R. Kelly thanked the jurors then asked if there was a junior high nearby. He drank way too much water waiting for the verdict, and you know how it goes.
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June 14th, 2008
