Archive for June 18th, 2008
Jessica Simpson’s “Real Girls Love Meat” shirt was allegedly aimed at Tony Romo’s ex Carrie Underwood who was PETA’s 2005 Sexiest Vegetarian. The pieces are adding up with OK! Magazine reporting that Jessica was recently confused for Carrie by a fan:
“She said she was her number-one fan from back in the Idol days,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “Jessica smiled politely and didn’t correct her, and she started to laugh when the girl asked how she was doing since her devastating split from Chace [Crawford].”
Although, it should be noted Jessica was only laughing because she requires all conversations to be in the form of sock puppet.
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June 18th, 2008
Benji Madden has babies on the brain and wants Paris Hilton to have some on her uterus. He talked to Ryan Seacrest today and had the following response when asked if he wants children:
“Of course when you’re that happy, you think about everything. I mean, she’s my best friend. I’ve never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore. When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away. Your work gets better and everything you do, you have someone supporting you, and she’s that for me. I’ve never been supported so much.”
Huh. Benji Madden sounds surprisingly chipper for a guy whose penis is about to evaporate in 5… 4… 3… 2…. *poof*
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June 18th, 2008
Keanu Reeves was spotted hanging out on the French Riviera with an unknown topless woman yesterday which forced top scientists to conclude that “Yes, that crazy ass Matrix shit is for real.”NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will make you wonder why Point Break isn’t considered biblical canon. Patch me through to the Pope.
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June 18th, 2008
