Archive for June 21st, 2008
Katie Holmes really likes Nicole Kidman and is apparently happy about about her pregnancy. She recently sent Nicole some sweet baby gifts in hopes that, the next time they meet, Nicole won’t throw a boomerang at her face. Those things fucking sting. Star reports:
Katie shipped hubby Tom Cruise’s eight-months-pregnant ex-wife a deluxe gift basket filled with onesies, stuffed toys, a baby blanket and more from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills, an insider tells Star.
“Katie wanted the best of everything in the basket,” the insider says. “It cost over $2,000.”
Also included was a letter that read: “Dear Nicole, please enjoy these lovely tokens of my affection and do write back. Maybe even include a description of what intercourse is like because I’ve completely forgotte…” Then there was a bunch of scribbles from the “Free-thinking Wife Suppresso-tron” firing off in Katie’s head. Tom installed it on their honeymoon by simply walking into her ear. So, technically, there marriage was consummated by some form of penetration. I stand corrected.
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June 21st, 2008
Kristen Bell is filming a scene for her new movie When in Rome where her character gets all kinds of drunk and rocks the cleavage. If Kristen is basing this on her own drinking habits, we are so much alike. And they say a good relationship is built on common interests. In this case, getting smashed in public, wearing a dress and wading through a fountain. Okay, you got me: I more into tank tops and mini-skirts. It wasn’t meant to be. *sigh* Now I’m all depressed. Anyone got a pair of control tops and a bottle of hooch I can borrow? Eh, I’ll just raid the Geekologist’s purse. *rummage rummage* Nothing but LEGOs and lip gloss. Slut.
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June 21st, 2008
You’d think being a former Playboy model and ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas would’ve rocketed Shauna Sand to a level of fame not yet seen heretofore. Sadly, that’s not the case. Shauna’s forced to wear see-through clothing for attention which caused this writer to look up her Wikipedia bio and figure out who the hell she was. Fun fact: Shauna got a Bachelor of Arts in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris. Nothing about this woman says college education, but yet here it is. And the Interweb don’t lie. That said, has anyone seen my Bat-copter? It’s the one with supermodels hanging from the propellers. Don’t worry, they’ve got helmets.
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June 21st, 2008
