Gossip: Marla Maples in a bikini = Happy 4th, America!
July 3rd, 2008
Happy 4th of July, everybody!On this most patriotic of days, I encourage you all to think about the sacrifices made by our forefathers. Sacrifices that allow a guy like me to write freely about breasts without the King of England coming into my home and teabagging me, if I recall my history lessons. So, on that note, USA!Catch you guys on Monday.P.S. Bring a musket.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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