Celeb Gossip: Samantha Ronson’s starting to freak me out, is Lindsay Lohan done being a lesbian yet?
July 19th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan attended the Sephora 10 Years of Gorgeous event last night to watch her girlfriend Samantha Ronson deejay. Anybody else starting to get really creeped out by this relationship? It almost seems like Samantha is a gargoyle that hangs on Lindsay and wards of predators with her fangs and leathery wings. And by predators I mean anyone with a penis. KA-KAW! KA-KAW! Wait, bat-women don’t make that sound. PEW! PEW! PEW! Much better.
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