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Celeb News: Eva Mendes’ topless Calvin Klein commercial banned from US television (Heroically, I’ve posted it here. Now, where’s my parade?)

Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She’s also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is already banned from US television because, holy crap, it’s Eva Mendes totally freaking topless. Although, with our economy in its current state, you figure the FCC would want to encourage consumers to buy shit, but what do I know? I’m just a simple man who can bend steel in his bare hands. At any rate, here’s looking forward to her next campaign: Eva Mendes’ Clitoris for Michelin tires.Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one. You’re all on my Christmas list!

Photo: Calvin Klein

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Gossip: Angelina Jolie unveils Knox & Vivienne (Spoiler: They look like babies.)

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline can be seen in the latest issue of People which hits newsstands today. The magazine paid $90 bajillion for the photo rights which is a lot of money for Angelina Jolie holding basically every single newborn infant you’ve seen before - times two. I was kind of hoping these babies would be different and do something awesome like ride Harley’s or fight crime, but they just sit there. Whee.

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Celeb News: Jessica Alba indicates the turkey has reached its proper temperature

Here’s Jessica Alba out and about yesterday rocking a chest that says “Yes, I did recently squeeze a tiny person out of my pelvis. Thank you for asking.” Which, honestly, almost made me consider Jessica Alba a captivating individual. Keyword being: Almost.