Archive for August 6th, 2008
When I wrote a post yesterday about Page Six columnist Lydia Hearst making out with Aubrey O’Day, I figured, “Hey, here’s a chick I’ll never write about again for the rest of my life.” But then Lydia launched the new Myla lingerie ad campaign (above) and hosted National Underwear Day in New York last night. Wait, National Underwear Day? Now they’re just making shit up. Our forefathers fought to make this a free nation, and I specifically recall that applying to the hanging state of my testicles. No, really, It was in the original version of the Constitution, not the compromised second draft.
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August 6th, 2008
Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day got her make-out on last night with publishing heiress Lydia Hearst outside of Club Butter in New York. I guess Aubrey realized she better hop on the lesbian bandwagon while the fire-crotch is hot. I should really send Lindsay Lohan a fruit basket for this latest trend, but until then, THANK YOU!
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August 6th, 2008
Nereida Gallardo continues her epic quest to spend 90% of the summer totally topless in order to piss off ex-boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. I wish my exes flashed their boobs to get back at me. Boy, would I learn my lesson. UPDATE: Did it work? Shit…NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions unless you work in a factory that builds topless Spanish models with augmented breasts. In which case, are you hiring?
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August 6th, 2008
