Archive for August 10th, 2008
Clay Aiken’s producer, who he convinced to artificially inseminate herself with his seed, gave birth to a baby boy today. Here’s hoping she got a sweet bonus for this project or at the very least a fruit basket. E! Online reports:
Faye Aiken told Raleigh radio station WRAL that her son’s longtime producer gave birth to son Parker Foster Aiken at 8:08 a.m. in an undisclosed location in the singer’s home state.
Parker tipped the scales at 6 pounds, 2 ounces and measured in at 19 inches.
Faye Aiken also broke the news that the Aiken progeny did not inherit dad’s fiery red mop, instead saying that he has dark hair and that, upon seeing him, the “Measure of a Man” singer was “smiling from ear to ear.”
Shortly after the baby’s birth, Clay whipped out doctor’s masks and announced “Big news, family. Everyone’s going to wear one of these - FOREVER! A HA HA HA HA! Oh, man, this is too rich. Now where’s my Coke can full of wine…”
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August 10th, 2008
Eva Longoria revealed that she was nothing less than ‘’a terrible wife” to husband Tyler Christopher.
The actress married the General Hospital star in 2002, but divorced him after two years.
Eva says, “He was a lovely man, but I was very young. I didn’t know who I was, and I was still struggling as an actor. I was a terrible wife.”
Longoria who is now wife to basketball star Tony Parker insists that now her married life is wonderful.
She says, “When we got hitched, we were ready. Married life is wonderful. My amazing husband understands and supports me. I feel secure, solid and safe. I’m so happy to know Tony has chosen me for the rest of his life.”
I hope history doesn’t repeats itself for Longoria again.
EVA LONGORIA tony romo Tyler Christopher
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August 10th, 2008
Jewel married longtime boyfriend rodeo star Ty Murray yesterday in the Bahamas, according to Us Magazine:
“Jewel is thrilled! It was so romantic,” the source adds. “She looked beautiful! Her dress is gorgeous, the ring is gorgeous. They can’t be happier!”
The two share a 2,200-acre central Texas ranch with their shitzu George. Born in Utah and raised on a ranch in Homer, Alaska, Jewel has said living on Murray’s ranch “is comforting because I’m able to do the things I was raised with, like riding horses and doing branding.”
Oh yeah, horses are real cool, Jewel - until they paralyze you! Jesus. Did Christopher Reeve teach us nothing about horses: nature’s hooved killers of the night? Think about that on your ranch full of murderers. God, you people make me sick. Oh yeah, and also, congratulations.
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