Danish supermodel Helena Christensen did a little swimming today while vacationing in France with Bono and his wife. Damn, I hope someday I marry a woman who lets me bring a supermodel to the beach with us. Otherwise, I’ll have to ask the neighbors to stop by our house and feed her everyday. That shit’s annoying.Thanks to Tony Hooper who loves his supermodel - by always feeding her Iams.
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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are “taking a break.” Apparently, John hit the brakes after all the baby talk. I guess nobody informed Jennifer Aniston that telling a dude you’ve only been dating for a few months you want kids is kind of a turn off. Don’t be surprised if John schedules an emergency vasectomy and flees to France. At least that’s how I roll. By the way, Oui! Oui! Ow, my stitches… Us Weekly reports:
“It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup,” a mutual pal tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now. “These are mature people who talk about things maturely,” the pal says. “It’s just slowed down. Who’s to say where it will end up, but now he has a lot going on.”
Another source counters: “If she said she wants kids and he’s not ready, that’s not being needy. It’s being honest.”
Since she got dumped on her ass, I’ve decided to help Jennifer Aniston with the healing process by posting pics of her wearing super-tight pants yesterday. I can’t help myself; I care too much. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Why so many shots from behind?” All I’m saying is “Why so many shots from the front?” I just slapped you silly with logic. You’re welcome.
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Jason Statham got booted from the Playboy Mansion over the weekend. So, did he scissor kick Hugh Hefner? Or perhaps violate Mansion code by yelling “Holy shit, I didn’t know they were hookers, too!”? Nope, none of the above. Jason Statham refused to have his picture taken. Page Six reports:
The “Bank Job” star showed up to Hugh Hefner’s annual Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion dressed in a bathrobe, but when he refused to pose for pictures, a spy said, “he was escorted by five security guards off the property. It was rough.”
Now that’s something I can relate to: You don’t want to look too badass in a picture by having a bunch of hot chicks all over you. Sure, it’s nice to advertise you have the sexual prowess of a bazooka, but sometimes you just want people to know that “Hey, I’ve arm wrestled an elephant before.” But enough about me…
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