Kate Beckinsale did some scuba-diving while vacationing in Cabo yesterday with her family. I don’t want to say these photos of Kate in a bikini are the most important news of the day, but let’s be frank, they are. I mean, Jesus, I wrote a post about Chris Kattan. How does that even happen?
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Somebody thinks Avril Lavigne is not only sexy, but “too sexy.” Really? Vampire Girl? She was set to perform in Malaysia but officials for the country think Avril’s sugary pop music is a bad influence, according to OK! Magazine:
“It is not timely. It’s not in the good spirit of our National Day. If we go ahead with the concert, it is contrary to what we are preparing for,” said Shukran Ibrahim, a senior official from the ministry.
“We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models,” said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party youth official.
Has anyone ever seen an Avril Lavigne concert? It’s pretty much the equivalent of watching somebody have a seizure - but with lasers, and it cost you a hundred bucks. Whee.
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These are shots of Jennifer Lopez training for the upcoming Nautica Malibu Triathlon. J-Lo is competing to raise money for Children’s Hospital of LA which means she’s practically the Unabomber, according to Roseanne Barr logic. Judging by these photos, I can only assume the triathlon consists of pretending to asphyxiate in a comical fashion, emphasizing the size of your breasts and heavily contemplating if you can fit your ass into a bathing suit. Never before have all of Jennifer Lopez’s talents been so fiercely put to the test.
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