Archive for August 21st, 2008
Gwen Stefani finally gave birth to a baby boy today, and she must’ve been super pissed at the kid for staying in there so long because she named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. I mean, Jesus, lady, so what if he came out and was already four years old? That’s no excuse! Fortunately, I’m willing to forgive you because you’re hot. Let it never be said I’m not a fair and generous writer of boobs. Now go in peace and maybe, while you’re at it, think about how awesome it would if you wore a bikini. Just puttin’ it out there.Congratulations to Gwen and Gavin from The Superficial!
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August 21st, 2008
Tila Tequila’s new girlfriend Courtenay Semel found herself in the drunk tank after getting in a fight with security outside a Vegas nightclub. Beforehand, she was having dinner with Kourtney Kardashian who was taping an episode of her reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians. So, for the five people who watch the show, you’re in for a night of drunklarity featuring Z-List celebrities. Huzzah! Page Six reports:
Later, Kardashian called it a night and Semel went out to Pure at Caesars with Vegas showman Jeff Beacher - and proceeded to “go nuts,” a spy said. “Courtenay got so drunk she was falling down. Security asked her to leave, but she refused.” Semel finally left, but on her way out there was an altercation with a security guard. “She was arrested and spent the night in jail,” a Semel pal confirmed. “And she lost her phone.”
Some people might be wondering, where was Tila? Oh, she was there alright, but, uh, how do I put this? You see, kids, Tila Tequila is very tiny which allows her to fit “places” that only Mommies and Daddies who love each other should go….
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August 21st, 2008
Paris Hilton is already prepping a British version of her upcoming reality show Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend. Apparently, the winner of that show will not be treated to trips to Europe. They will, however, get a tote bag. Whee! ITV.com reports:
“Everyone knows I love LA,” says the star. “But London, watch out – I’m coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me. I’m in the UK all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!”
I will pay cash/money to see Amy Winehouse win this thing. CASH. MONEY.**Cash/money payable only upon successful stabbing of Paris Hilton by way of crack pipe, cat or beehive. Cash/money subject to be paid in hug dollars. Because, who can put a price on a hug? Besides your lawyer. Please don’t sue.
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August 21st, 2008
