Archive for August 24th, 2008
After the infamous Slightly Exposed Back-gate, formerly-exiled Miley Cyrus has been welcomed back into the Disney fold. They missed their little cash cow who lays golden Faberge eggs in a diamond bucket. So much so that they’re allowing Miley to hold her 16th birthday party in public at Disneyland, according to Entertainment Tonight:
The “Hannah Montana” star is also sharing the spotlight during the private party with some deserving young people from Youth Service America who’ve been making a difference in their communities.
And ET has learned that Miley’s fans are going to be able to join in the fun too! A limited number of $250 tickets to the exclusive event, “Miley’s Sweet 16 — Share the Celebration,” go on sale on August 30 at 9am PDT.
So, essentially, Miley Cyrus has to work on her Sweet 16. Adorable. Goddammit, Disney, this is exactly the kind of thing that ends in me seeing crazy Southern vagina. I still sleep with the lights on from the last ti- AH! What was that? Phew, it’s just a McMuffin. I’m safe. I’m in a happy place. Breathe deep; happy place…
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August 24th, 2008
Justin Timberlake will be reuniting with Britney Spears for - Jesus! Someone took their happy pills this morning - for a duet on her new album, Page Six reports:
Spies said Spears will team up with her ex-love for a song on her next album due at the end of the year. The two were supposed to team up for her last album, but Spears - under the influence of friends including Osama Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib - missed her recording session with Timbaland at the legendary producer’s Virginia Beach studio last August.
I seriously don’t get why Justin Timberlake would agree to work with Britney Spears. I mean, it’s not like his career is hurting and, say what you will, the dude’s a talented performer. While, on the other hand, you have Britney who once tried to eat a grand piano before someone told her it wasn’t a giant steak.
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August 24th, 2008
Khloe Kardashian will compete on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. Can she prove herself useful? Or will someone have to explain to her that “Lady, O.J. Simpson’s money isn’t the answer to every problem. Just most of them.”? The New York Post reports;
NBC won’t confirm anything, but Kardashian, 23, is a go for the new season, sources say.
Joan and Melissa Rivers are also expected to compete on next season’s “Celebrity Apprentice.”
Flamboyant ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza and Petra Nemcova have been floated as possible contestants.
For those of still scratching your head over Khloe’s inclusion, I should point out Donald Trump has always had a lifelong dream to see a Yeti try and make copies. True story.
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August 24th, 2008
