Archive for August 25th, 2008
I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce. These are shots of Heidi Montag filming the video for her latest single “Overdosin’.” After looking at 1985 puke all over Heidi Montag, I can only hope this abortion will drown her tiny iota of a career along with everyone else on The Hills. Because, seriously, no one is looking at these photos and saying “Oh, yes, we need more of this to happen. I’m not completely bleeding from the eyes yet.”
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August 25th, 2008
Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott is pissed she dropped out of the 90210 remake after she learned she’d be making 10 grand an episode less than Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty. Dean was hoping to score himself a gig despite the fact a trained chimp could tell you this show won’t make it past October. Back me up, Coco. Or shove a banana in the printer; that works too. Star reports:
Tori told Dean that she wasn’t going to accept less money than her costars, Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth, “especially when it was her father who created the original show,” says a source close to Dean. “He told her that they should have worked something out before she made an abrupt decision because now he can’t even be on the show!”
If your only chance of finding acting work is mooching off your wife’s participation in a shitty remake of a shitty 90’s show, it’s time to look for a new career. Now, I don’t want to get your hopes up, Dean, but I hear after a week at Starbucks they let you use the Frappucino maker. We truly do live in the land of opportunity.
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August 25th, 2008
When she’s not single-handedly destroying the image of a Dallas-based brewery, Jessica Simpson likes to take time out from her busy schedule to snoop through Tony Romo’s cell phone which is how she knew his ex Carrie Underwood was lying when she recently said Tony still calls her. You bagged yourself a keeper, Tony. NY Daily News reports:
“Tony and I both laughed at that,” Simpson told Nashville radio station 107.5 The River. “We got a chuckle out of it.”
Underwood’s comments are “definitely” not true, Simpson said. So … how does she know this?
“I looked at his call log.”
I wanted to say something about Jessica Simpson’s flagrant display of cattiness, but frankly, I’m impressed she not only knows how to operate a cell phone but didn’t swallow it in the process. It’s like, you want to be mad, but at the same time “Wow!”
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August 25th, 2008
