Archive for September 9th, 2008
In my haste to pretend the VMAs never happened (Which they didn’t, and I’ll fight to the death anyone who says otherwise.), I somehow managed to completely miss Christina Aguilera displaying her ginormous rack. The Superficial regrets its error and wants to assure our readers we’re dedicated to high-quality boob-related journalism. Now that that’s over with, awwww yeah! Someone call Bob Woodward at the Post. He just got served.
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September 9th, 2008
Hayden Panettiere hosted the opening ceremony for the Neutrogena Fresh Face Concert yesterday, and it times like this I’m almost embarrassed to harbor a secret infatuation with her. I have no clue what’s going on here. It’s like she didn’t have enough time to change after her audition for Rollerball 2: Midgets on Wheels which, God willling, is an erotic thriller. Rollerblades. Little people. INTRIGUE.
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September 9th, 2008
Swiss supermodel Michelle Hunziker played some beach volleyball today in Rio De Janeiro and I’m starting to see why she looked way hotter in the pics from last week: Sunglasses. She’s kind of got the face of Kimmy Gibler from Full House. Of course, one must ask themselves, why am I even looking at her face? I’m drunk, folks.
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September 9th, 2008
