Kim Kardashian and her partner Mark Ballas headed to practice yesterday for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and, Jesus Santa Claus Christ, I thought she was supposed to be toning that thing down – not trying to land aircrafts on it. Someone toss Kim in the Persian Gulf. I want choppers landing on that ass by 0800.Dedicated to our men and women in uniform. I got ya covered.
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September 10th, 2008
British comedian Russell Brand has been asked to host the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards after giving the network a 20% ratings bump over last year’s show. However, he’s reluctant to accept after MTV censored some of his jokes aimed at Republican presidential candidate John McCain. Russell sat down with The Sun to talk about his experience:On the gravity of hosting the VMAs:“The VMAs are the hardest thing I have ever done and I will think very carefully before accepting their kind offer of doing it again. I spent a lot of time suppressing the urge to scream a career- ending remark during the show. The knowledge that you could say something that would make the world go nuts was difficult.”On being censored:But incredibly the script we heard was the clean version after MTV insisted he scrap some of his bravest gags. He revealed: “I had JOHN McCAIN gags pulled. And they asked me to tone down the gags about SARAH PALIN.”On what he couldn’t say about Sarah Palin:“I wanted to say she was forcing her teenage daughter to have a baby because she is so anti-abortion. But also, as a Republican, she is pro-execution so she is going to give her the electric chair for being a little sl*t. They weren’t keen on that one.”Somewhere Bill O’Reilly just fell in love with MTV. Unfortunately, he can’t do anything with that love until Rush Limbaugh gets back with the Mexican Viagra. Life’s a bitch sometimes.
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September 10th, 2008
Playmates and Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosted the National Lampoon’s Great American Run this weekend and I have no clue what the hell that is – but here’s my wallet. Gimme the David Spade special; hold the baby.NOTE: Also added pics of Playmate Heather Rene Smith. Mostly because I like her outfit. I can’t really paint a picture in my mind why I like it so much, but I’m sure I can figure out the bare essentials of its allure she’s totally naked.
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September 10th, 2008
