Archive for September 13th, 2008
Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo helped an elderly couple stranded on the highway near Dallas airport. He noticed them trying to fix a flat tire after arriving back in town from Cleveland on Sunday. People reports:
“At that point, I looked at him and thought, ‘Dang, he looks familiar,’” Sharon says. “I go, ‘You know what? You look like Tony Romo.’ He looked down and just gave me that boyish smile he’s got. Then he said, ‘That’s because I am.’”
“I just screamed as loud as I could,” Sharon says. “Then I grabbed him and hugged him.”
Her husband Bill, 61, who had missed the Dallas-Cleveland game while on the road, asked Romo what had happened to his bandaged chin. When Romo started explaining, “I stopped him and said, ‘Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!” says Bill, who had recorded the game at home.
Great story, but here’s a better one: Jessica Simpson has really large breasts. POW! I win! Is there such a thing as too much journalistic integrity? Because it’s like I bought it in bulk over here.
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September 13th, 2008
Kanye West was arrested yesterday for felony vandalism after smashing a paparazzi’s camera while in line at LAX. After being released by the police, Kanye updated his blog to let his fans know he still loves the paps:
We back in the lab!!! I’m cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn’t cool. I gotta work now… I’ll rant later!
Kanye’s now instantly cool with the paparazzi, huh? Because these photos of Kanye and his bodyguard in Hawaii after posting bail yesterday don’t show the face of man who’s happy to be photographed. In fact, if I could read Kanye’s mind, I bet you anything he’s thinking “I don’t own enough sweater vests….”NOTE: Included the video of Kanye flipping the fuck out in the airport after the jump. If you enjoy seeing a famous rapper smash camera equipment like a two-year-old who didn’t get a cookie, holy shit, is today your lucky day!
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September 13th, 2008
We’ve been hearing a lot about Sarah Palin from celebrities these days. But just once I’d like to hear someone tackle the real issues instead of Matt Damon citing Internet rumors or a marginally humorous parody video that ends with Gina Gershon stripping down to a bikini making me want to marry it. And, so, like a knight in shining breasts, comes Pamela Anderson to challenge Governor Sarah Palin. Is it over her lack of foreign policy experience? Contradictory views on a woman’s right to choose? The Bush Doctrine? Oh, no, my friends, it’s about Sarah Palin posing next to a bearskin draped over a couch in Newsweek. I present to you the political musings of Pamela Anderson:
“I can’t stand her. She can suck it.”
Masterful. (Not counting the irony of the word choice and the speaker.)Video after the jump.
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September 13th, 2008
