Archive for September 15th, 2008
Brooke Hogan went for a swim in Miami yesterday with her gay roommate and Brooke Knows Best co-star Glenn Packard. Fortunately, Glenn’s used to being attacked from behind, but I bet every once in a while he has to make sure he’s not accidentally giving a manatee a piggyback ride: “Brooke, is that you? It feels like your chin on my shoulder –” ARF ARF! “Fuck, another sea lion. Brooke! Where are you? Oh, crap, she’s beached. I better get up there before they try to harvest her blubber again. She hates that.”
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September 15th, 2008
After sweeping the VMAs, Britney Spears is taking the next step in her comeback by releasing her new album Circus in December. Of course, to the jaded observer such as myself, this is nowhere near as impressive as the fact that’s she been consistently wearing a bra. How’d they do that?! E! Online reports:
Jiva/Zomba, announced today that the disc will now be released Dec. 2—which, as all Britniacs know, also happens to be her 27th birthday.
“Womanizer,” the first single off Circus, will hit radio airwaves Sept. 22.
Jesus, didn’t she just release an album? This proves my long-held theory that it takes no more than five minutes to produce one of Britney’s songs. And four of those are spent telling her to stop eating the microphone. Except in the case of her next single “Crunch Crunch Nom Nom Nom This Weird Hot Dog Just Electrocuted Me, Y’all.”EDIT: Just got a leaked sample of Brtiney’s “Womanizer” from what looks like a dance rehearsal after the jump.
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September 15th, 2008
During an interview with Billboard.com for her upcoming album, Sarah McLachlan revealed that she’s separating from her husband of 11 years Ashwin Sood:
“I wasn’t planning on saying anything,” McLachlan added, “but it’s gonna come out at some point. I haven’t said anything about it because I’ve been terrified to, but I figure … there’s no good time to say it, so I just said it.”
McLachlan called the situation “pretty gross” but did not elaborate on reasons for the separation or the couple’s future plans.
Ashwin is also the drummer in Sarah’s band which is going to make things pretty awkward: “Hey, can you keep some sort of rhythm?” “Hey, I slept with your sister.” Someone get me the number for TicketMaster.
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September 15th, 2008
