Miley Cyrus and her new 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston were, brace yourselves, touching during church. Holy freaking shit! That sound you just heard was the entire Bible Belt putting down their Sarah Palin signs to start a Hannah Montana bonfire. Pfoosh! OK! Magazine has the details:
“Miley and Justin were really playful with each other,” an eyewitness at the evangelical church tells OK!. “And for being with her parents, they were extremely touchy-feely. Miley had her hands on Justin’s stomach. They definitely seemed like a couple. Her parents, Billy Ray and Tish, really gave them space.”
Of course, the real issue here is why was this churchgoer looking at Miley Cyrus instead of focusing on the sermon? Huh? Ignore the word of God much? I hope you enjoy burning the in the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity while getting eaten by worms, sinner-face! Oh yeah, and also, Jesus loves you*. 
*Love of Christ not transferable to the gays, women who read, small children in oil producing countries and, by overwhelming request, Spencer Pratt. Void where prohibited.
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September 17th, 2008
Somebody dug Chevy Chase out of the grave for the sole purpose of putting him on MSNBC’s Morning Joe to comment on Tina Fey’s depiction of Sarah Palin. Here’s what he had to say:
“I thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much she looked like her, I’d like her, personally I felt we didn’t need the Hillary stuff, I’d like her to go even harder. I want her to decimate this woman. This woman, I can’t believe there hasn’t been more about it… It’s just unbelievable to me this woman is actually running for vice president.”
Jesus, I guess every “celebrity” is going to get a chance to sound off about Sarah Palin. If that’s the case, I look forward to Wilford Brimley’s insightful commentary: “Say, is that a dame arguing with a colored boy? No wonder my oatmeal’s not ready yet. I’m taking a nap. Don’t touch my mustache!”
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September 17th, 2008
These are shots of Mila Kunis on the set of her new movie Extract. I posted these because I realized I’ve been writing a lot about Sarah Palin and absolutely nothing about Mila Kunis. Allow me: What in the hell? I’d like to apologize for causing this tragedy which is, no doubt, the greatest our nation has ever faced. (Not counting Spider-man 3.)
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