These are shots of Kim Kardashian picking up her drycleaning while on a rehearsal break from Dancing with the Stars. I’m no scientist, but I’m pretty sure Kim’s ass directly affects the tides of the Earth’s oceans. I tried to conduct some research, but she spotted me in my spacesuit. Also, the moon rover I was driving stalled halfway up her left cheek. Awkward.
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Shauna Sand flashed her panties before arriving at Sunset One last night in a see-through outfit. Jesus. The only thing missing from these pics is Shauna having sex with a midget on top of a horse. Then again, it wasn’t a special occasion, so it looks like we’ll have to wait for Columbus Day. Aw, no fair…NOTE: Pic links to potentially NSFW version because, without consulting a gynecologist, I can’t tell if that’s labia, or Shauna Sand is smuggling deli meat. It’s a toss-up.
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Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane and MTV’s Making the Band is featured in the latest issue of Complex where she covered a wide array of topics including sex during your period and masturbating to Jenna Jameson. I guess Aubrey has the same publicist as Megan Fox. Who knew?:On getting hit on in the clubs:Aubrey O’Day: I think urban guys look at me and are like, “Here’s the white girl I’m gonna fuck.” Like, I met a famous basketball player the other night. Who? What team? Aubrey O’Day: I can’t, he’s too big. And, like, married.On her image as the “bad girl”:Aubrey O’Day: If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me. On talking about sex during your period with Jenna Jameson:Aubrey O’Day: Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period. Oh, running a red light? Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”On watching porn starring Jenna:Aubrey O’Day: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.Oh my, what scandalous stuff. But, seriously, where the hell are her nipples? In some of these shots it’s anatomically impossible for them not to be present unless she lived underneath power lines. I even “Peeled Off Aubrey’s Tape” and what I found was an affront to God and nature. It’s like going to a strip club and, just when you’re about to see a nip, you die of cancer. Too far?Thanks to Joe who claims to have a treasure map leading to Aubrey’s nipples. I’ll fire up the jet.
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