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I’m actually surprised to be writing this post because, for a while there, Britney Spears was on a one-woman crusade against undergarments and physical fitness. But it’s amazing what simply wearing a bra can do. In fact, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I love Britney Spears’ breasts. Ha ha! Wow, that’s exhilarating. It’s sort of like jumping out of a plane. I love Britney Spears’ breasts, everybody! WOO-HOO! But, in all seriousness, I hope Britney Spears appreciates my enthusiasm. There’s no greater compliment you can give a woman than “Hey, nice rack.” Chivalry: it’s what’s for dinner.

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