Archive for September 21st, 2008
Shauna Sand flashed her panties for the second time this week while getting out of her car at Katsuya. Someone needs to explain to Shauna this is only hot for celebrities who aren’t on the cusp of menopause. So, unless she has a machine that can reverse the effects of time or turn me into Lorenzo Lamas, seriously, cut that shit out. In the meantime, I like how she’s getting hit on by Marilyn Manson’s kid brother “Howie.”SHAUNA: Go away.HOWIE: My mom gave me twenty bucks.SHAUNA: I immediately find you attractive.
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September 21st, 2008
Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez has reached a private divorce settlement with his wife Cynthia. Their marriage publicly fell apart when it was discovered that A-Rod loves banging strippers and the occasional mummy. Cynthia was looking for a huge chunk of change to maintain the “high standard of living” she’s accustomed to, but unfortunately for her, she signed a prenup, according to NY Daily News:
“Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings,” read a terse statement released by the superstar ball player’s lawyer, Alan Kluger.
“They deliberately engaged in a private negotiation,” Kluger said. “This was and remains a personal family matter for both of them. All of their decisions were based upon and guided by the best interests of their daughters.”
I hope Madonna’s happy. Actually, I know she’s happy because, every time a couple gets a divorce, Madonna eats a baby. Where did I read that? Oh, right: THE BIBLE.
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September 21st, 2008
Anne Hathaway was believed to be an informant for the Feds which led to the arrest of her con man ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. But TMZ reports it was actually Raffaello’s assistant who sang like a canary:
As a federal affidavit demonstrated, a Follieri assistant told investigators about a safe where Raffa kept documents. The feds then seized the safe in his $37,000-per-month apartment.
I dunno what this says about Anne Hathway’s character, but at least we know she’d make an awesome Mafia girlfriend. On top of that, she’ll pay your rent and let you take pictures of her naked. So, on that note, Anne, I’m part Italian. Now, let’s make-a the pizza pie-a with-a the spaghetti rent’s due the first of the month. Also, have you seen my camera?
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September 21st, 2008
