Archive for September 23rd, 2008

Alright, folks, this is huge. What you’re seeing are EXCLUSIVE bikini pics of Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas today with her husband Cash Warren and their rarely-seen daughter Honor Marie. But that’s not important right now. What is important is A. That butt. (So that’s what heaven looks like…) And B. I got an EXCLUSIVE. Trust me, no one’s more shocked than I am. It feels like I just scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl. Except the end zone is made entirely of breasts and LEGOs. Hey, it’s my fantasy.
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September 23rd, 2008
Hugh Hefner is still knocking down rumors that Holly Madison ditched him for Criss Angel. Of course, it doesn’t help that Holly and Criss were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, but Hugh acknowledges there’s a transition in place, Us Magazine reports:
“She is still my girlfriend,” he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. “Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.
“I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me,” he adds. “So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition.”
Translation: Soon, Holly Madison’s next crumpled up wad of bills won’t be sitting next to a bottle of Viagra, but by a pile of handcuff necklaces, Hot Topic receipts and, I’m calling it: Douche Bronzer.
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September 23rd, 2008

Here’s Lindsay Lohan showing some cuppage while leaving Roxy over the weekend. Because sometimes, during these tumultuous times, it’s comforting to know there are some constants. In this case, Lindsay having huge breasts. Honestly, I should write a self-help book. I would freaking school Deepak Chopra. SCHOOL.
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September 23rd, 2008