Archive for October 1st, 2008
Right off the bat, I’ll be the first to say it: Britney Spears looks awesome. Seriously, all jokes aside, she looks great. That said, Britney probably should’ve toned down the cleave while visiting a public school in the Bronx today. I’m pretty sure that little kid just became a man. In fact, he’s at a strip club right now trading in his Transformers for a lap dance. No, wait, that was me on my lunch break. Fun Fact: Optimus Prime does not fit comfortably into a G-string. My apologies to The Geekologie Writer’s mom. I swear I’ll bring money next time. (Or KFC. No promises.)
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October 1st, 2008
Kim Kardashian’s run on Dancing with the Stars has come to an end already. She was surprisingly voted off last night considering followers of the show believed Cloris Leachman, who had the lowest score, would get the boot. E! Online reports:
Tonight’s send-off was most definitely a family affair…Kim and her partner Mark Ballas were up against Cloris and her partner, Corky, who is Mark Ballas’ father. And at the end, Kim took the news like a champ, mentioning it was the fifth anniversary of her own father’s death, and she was sure he’d be proud of her.
“This was a huge challenge for me,” Kim tells us tonight. “Every dance was a huge accomplishment for me and I did the best I could. And this was the best experience of my life.”
Wow, Kim loses to old-as-hell Cloris Leachman then brings up it’s the anniversary of her father’s death. Of course, it is. Jesus. I swear, Kim has three boilerplate responses to bad news:1. It’s the anniversary of my dad’s death.2. I’m just trying to be a good role-model to my little sisters Kylie and Kendall.3. Don’t come back in this bedroom until you finish that Big Gulp.NOTE: Video of Kim and Mark dancing to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” after the jump.
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October 1st, 2008
Britney Spears, who sweeped the VMAs with her video for “Piece of Me,” doesn’t even think it’s a good video. I mean, she made the thing while she thought she was a British nanny which proves those fat cats at MTV “bailed out” Britney. See what I did there? I’m poignant. Star reports:
“It’s a cool video, but I think by far I’ve done videos that are way better, so I was really shocked that it got the award. It was just inspiring, though, because now, going forward with the videos that I’m doing now, I can really go there and do something crazy and see what happens.”
She added that she’d be eating New York pizza before she leaves town — and not just one slice. “I eat what I want,” the workout fanatic said.
In related news, Britney Spears was severely burnt this afternoon when she attempted to dump the contents of an entire pizza oven in her mouth. First responders believe a Stromboli is the culprit but hesitated to speculate further until a forensics team arrives. In the meantime, Britney’s people say she dove out of the ambulance when it passed a Domino’s and request anyone who sees the pop star to contact law enforcement. She’s wearing a black- and red-striped shirt with a calzone seared into the collar.
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October 1st, 2008
