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Gossip: Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal ‘drifting apart’ (NO! DAMN YOU, FATE!!)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s oatmeal-esque relationship is hitting the rocks. While Jake is tied up filming the adaptation of the Prince of Persia video game, the long distance relationship isn’t going well with Reese who should, seriously, try to work things out. I mean, it’s not everyday you find a soulmate who shares your ability to bore someone to death during sex. That’s a special bond, my friends. Star reports:

“This is his first epic, and his mind is on his work,” a pal of Reese’s tells Star. “They talk on the phone and e-mail, but he’s not ‘there.’ Reese is wondering if this is how it’s going to be between them every time he’s out of the country filming.”
The relationship hit such a rough patch that Reese, 32, flew to London for a quick rendezvous with Jake, 27, at The Dorchester hotel in mid-September.
“They really needed to reconnect and remember why they were in a relationship in the first place,” says another source.

It looks like Jake Gyllenhaal’s success is putting a wet blanket on his love life - which was already a wet blanket. So I’m assuming that’s bad or something, I dunno. I don’t do laundry.

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Celeb News: Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt endorse Sarah Palin

Hey, Republicans, these two are all yours! The new charitable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt helped kick off the Taco Bell Reality Check Challenge yesterday which helps stop world hunger. When asked about the Vice Presidential Debate, Spencer endorsed his hackey mam of choice Sarah Palin, according to Hollyscoop:

“Well I got my six pack in the car I am a true American like Sarah so were good.”

Perfect, you’ve got your sixer just like Suzie MooseShot. Now here’s what to do if you truly are Spencer Pratt: Lover of Freedom: Down those suckers, pop Heidi in the passenger seat, then play a little game I like to call “How Many Trees Can I Knock Over With My Car Doing 80.” Ready GO!NOTE: Video after the jump that should disqualify these jokers from any future charity events even if the cure for AIDS is oozing from their pores.

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Celeb Gossip: Beyonce in a bikini

In an unexpected Friday surprise, I got a hold of some Beyonce Knowles bikini pics. I gotta admit though, they’re a tad anticlimactic considering she usually errs on the side of smokin’ hot. It’s like unwrapping a Wii on Christmas morning, but inside the box is not Beyonce’s butt. Curse you, Claus!

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