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Celeb Gossip: Madonna & A-Rod: An unbridled passion

Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez of the New York Yankees is officially a single man which means he can hook up with all kinds of mad hotties that throw themselves at him. So, naturally, he went straight to Madonna. The two were spotted out together this week sparking rumors that their affair isn’t over yet. Us Magazine reports:

Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday, a source told Usmagazine.com.
They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.
“They seemed very close,” a source told Usmagazine.com.

Of course, they were close. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up to Shrivel-rella? All that sinew, damn! On that note, I think it’s safe to say if Alex Rodriguez ever stumbled into a morgue, he’d probably yell “Oh, snap!” then start throwing dollar bills like fucking confetti. True story.

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Celeb News: Britney Spears is wacky

Britney Spears decided to put a shawl over head while departing LAX yesterday ’cause she’s wacky. Of course, when she does something like this everyone thinks it’s adorable. I do it, and Kiefer Sutherland’s attaching jumper cables to my nads. (Don’t drink with that guy.) Anyway, I’m pretty sure Britney’s sending a coded message to Adnan Ghalib to “start the jihad.” (Translation: Pop a wiener pill. Mama’s stopping by the wig store.)

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Celeb News: Jessica Alba ‘muzzling’ Hayden Panettiere not at all like I imagined (No pudding, jet packs.)

In this “parody” video, Jessica Alba continues her self-righteous quest to encourage people who think The Hills is real to vote. It also features a muzzled Hayden Panettiere which, I’ll admit, almost made me feel like I was falling in love again for the very first time. Until I remembered celebrity political ads are the equivalent of Michael J. Fox performing a vasectomy: They both end with your brain getting stabbed by someone famous.

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