Archive for October 14th, 2008
Tennis star Serena Williams went surfing yesterday in Hawaii with her rapper boyfriend Common. Whoa, wait. I understand she’s built for strength not beauty, but she’s dating Common? Jesus, I wonder how often they have this conversation:COMMON: Baby, I did it again - with a grizzly bear. I really, really thought it was you this time. Honest. I’m so sorry.GRIZZLY: RAWWWWR!COMMON: Damn! Gimme that sugar.GRIZZLY: RAWWWR?COMMON: I’m gonna make this right, girl.SERENA: *enters room* Common?COMMON: Go away, bear! I’m trying to love my woman.
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October 14th, 2008
Reader Dennis sent in this screen capture from Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” video, and it looks like we’ve got nipple, folks. I don’t know who had the free time on their hands to sift through the entire video frame by frame looking for nip, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say it was Jesus. You’re an alright guy, Christ.NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, so please, don’t get fired over blurry mammary. Otherwise, Chuck in Accounting will get your parking space and you know he’ll be a dick about it.
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October 14th, 2008
Most parents with seven-year-old boys try to teach them not to play with knives. Not Angelina Jolie. According to W magazine:
Every family has its unique rites of passage, those generational milestones that mark a child’s growth and remind parents of their own similar experiences, years earlier. In the Jolie-Pitt household, one such event is the day a kid begins collecting daggers. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s seven-year-old son, Maddox, like many boys his age, has lately developed a fondness for guns and knives, and Jolie proudly notes that the predilection runs in the family.“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12,” she recalls. “And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She emphasizes that the knife blades are dulled so they’re not dangerous, and that the purchases are accompanied by discussions about violence. But, she says, “we also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”
Good call, Angie. It’s a tough world out there, and you have to raise your kids right for it. That’s why my father would pit me and my brothers against each other in bare-knuckles boxing matches in the front yard every night after dinner, prodding us with sharp sticks when we started to get sluggish. He wanted to toughen us up, and it worked. My therapist says I’m the toughest sonofabitch he’s ever treated.
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