These are shots of Britney Spears going to the dance studio today, and if you’re like me, your first reaction will be “Shazam! She’s getting that body back.” Then you’ll notice something’s not quite right. I’ll let you figure it out for yourself, but, in the grand scheme of things, I’ve been with chicks who’ve had way worse problems/testicles. This is nothin’.
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Mila Kunis showed up looking super cleavagey at the Hollywood premiere of Max Payne last night, and seriously, it’s time like this I would do anything to switch shoes with Macaulay Culkin. Even if that means at one point Michael Jackson got me drunk with Corey Feldman on a Ferris Wheel. If Mila Kunis is the end result, I’ll pour the Jesus Juice myself and throw in the Home Alone face: “AHHHH!” Who doesn’t love that?
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Worried about the country’s imminent financial collapse? Here’s something to take your mind off of it—and make you much more fearful about the future. Ok! Magazine reports:
Tony Romo better rest up, because Jessica Simpson doesn’t just want a child – she wants six of them!
“I’d love six kids running around, but I guess I’ll have to start pretty soon,” the “Do You Know” artist told Australia’s Daily Telegraph.
It’s a tough call on how to feel about this. On one hand, Jessica Simpson’s breast genes would live on in future generations. On the other hand, so would the rest of her genes. And any child of Jessica Simpson’s probably wouldn’t be able to find the birth canal and would be doomed to an existence of wandering around her womb, bumping its head against her uterus, which probably wouldn’t be healthy for either of them. Before she makes any rash decisions, maybe she should consult one of the many parenting books available, such as the highly regarded classic, Dr. Spock’s Guide to Why He Will Come Back From the Grave and Personally Sterilize Jessica Simpson if She Ever Decides to Reproduce.
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